{"id":823,"date":"2010-05-27T06:55:35","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T06:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.wordpress.com\/?p=823"},"modified":"2010-05-27T06:55:35","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T06:55:35","slug":"certifiable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/27\/certifiable\/","title":{"rendered":"Certifiable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When my girls were little, I sometimes came up with creative ways to occupy them when I was sick.\u00a0 Between problem pregnancies and long-term illnesses, I spent a lot of time on the couch with little girls who were not the type to sit still and watch Sesame Street.<\/p>\n<p>One of the ways I used to occupy them was to let them draw on the bottoms of my feet.\u00a0 I&#8217;d give Victoria washable markers and she&#8217;d doodle halfway up my leg while I got to rest and not fall down or throw up for a little while.<\/p>\n<p>(I still remember how idiotic I felt at the prenatal appointment when I stripped down and then realized I was decorated up to my knees in toddler art and had forgotten to wash it off!)<\/p>\n<p>I still use the busywork trick.<\/p>\n<p>Tuesday night, I really wanted to watch a television show.\u00a0 My boys were bored so I sat Alex at the top of the couch with me and 25 Matchbox cars and Jack at the end of the couch with washable markers.<\/p>\n<p>For a good twenty minutes, I lined up fire trucks and convertibles with one little boy while another enthusiastically decorated me.<\/p>\n<p>On my right foot was a series of&#8230; well, I have no idea, but upside down they look a bit like a weird smiley face.\u00a0 And on the left&#8230; I was orange.\u00a0 Jack decided he wanted to make me an alien.<\/p>\n<p>It worked.\u00a0 I watched my show, the boys played and were happy (before moving on to the next busywork &#8212; even doing graffiti on Mom only works so long), and I&#8217;m pretty sure most of it was non-toxic.<\/p>\n<p>And then today&#8230; I kept meaning to take a bath or jump in the shower but one thing after another happened.\u00a0 And so I took a walk around the neighborhood with two little boys and decorated feet.\u00a0 I drove to the lawnmower repair shop and rode along to the car repair shop to see about air conditioning.\u00a0 I gardened and chased the kids outside.\u00a0 I said &#8220;hi&#8221; to the passing teenagers.<\/p>\n<p>All with these feet.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4022\/4643626197_28210be259.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Blue toenails courtesy of Annalee, who offered me a free spa treatment and pedicure the same night.)<\/p>\n<p>My left foot kept scaring me throughout the day.\u00a0 I&#8217;d forget about it all and then catch sight of that and think I&#8217;d missed some sort of terrible accident.<\/p>\n<p>Even after I finally got that bath, my left foot is still pale orange.\u00a0 And the brown heart appears to be permanent.\u00a0 I&#8217;m surprisingly unconcerned, though.\u00a0 It kind of makes me smile.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t imagine what our townspeople must think of me.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When my girls were little, I sometimes came up with creative ways to occupy them when I was sick.\u00a0 Between problem pregnancies and long-term illnesses, I spent a lot of time on the couch with little girls who were not the type to sit still and watch Sesame Street. One of the ways I used&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[32,45,49,102,210,237],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}