{"id":767,"date":"2010-05-07T06:05:51","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T06:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.wordpress.com\/?p=767"},"modified":"2010-05-07T06:05:51","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T06:05:51","slug":"real-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/07\/real-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Real Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the interest of balancing out all the perfect sounding mamas and houses out there, here&#8217;s another installment of small confessions just for you.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Directly below this sign in the upstairs hallway is a doorknob-sized hole in the wall where a child opened the bathroom door a bit too enthusiastically.\u00a0 <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4048\/4580655316_ba2fe58d99.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/li>\n<li>I brought four pieces of dry whole wheat bread to stave off starvation when we headed out to a swimming event today.\u00a0 By the time we got to the last piece as we were leaving, the kids were breaking off chunks and it was like feeding geese at the park.\u00a0 With less honking and hissing, luckily.<\/li>\n<li>There are currently approximately 87 pounds of <em>stuff<\/em> on our dining room table.<\/li>\n<li>By the time Alex&#8217;s birthday came on Monday (our third birthday in four days), we were so tired that he didn&#8217;t even wear clothes for most of the day.\u00a0\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4063\/4580024105_e34b1aef6e.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/li>\n<li>Most of his presents were from thrift stores.\u00a0 But he loved them.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the interest of balancing out all the perfect sounding mamas and houses out there, here&#8217;s another installment of small confessions just for you.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42 Directly below this sign in the upstairs hallway is a doorknob-sized hole in the wall where a child opened the bathroom door a bit too enthusiastically.\u00a0 I brought four pieces&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15],"tags":[102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}