{"id":268,"date":"2009-10-26T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T21:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/26\/halloween-humor-2\/"},"modified":"2009-10-26T21:06:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-26T21:06:00","slug":"halloween-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/26\/halloween-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><span style=\"font-size:x-large;\"><span style=\"color:rgb(0,0,255);\"><strong>What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?<\/strong><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:rgb(0,0,255);\"><strong><span style=\"font-size:medium;\"><\/p>\n<p> BOO-BOOS<\/span><\/strong><\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size:medium;\"><\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-size:x-large;\"><span style=\"color:rgb(255,0,255);\">What do monsters play at birthday parties?<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:rgb(255,0,255);\"><\/p>\n<p> SWALLOW THE LEADER<br \/> <\/span><br \/> <span style=\"font-size:x-large;\"><span style=\"color:rgb(255,153,0);\">What&#8217;s a monster&#8217;s favorite drink?<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:rgb(255,153,0);\"><\/p>\n<p> GHOUL-ADE<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-size:x-large;\"><span style=\"color:rgb(0,204,51);\">What do you call a cat that&#8217;s a ghost?<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:rgb(0,204,51);\"><\/p>\n<p> A SCAREDY-CAT<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-size:x-large;\"><span style=\"color:rgb(255,0,0);\">What is a ghost&#8217;s favorite candy?<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:rgb(255,0,0);\"><\/p>\n<p> BOO-BLE GUM<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-size:x-large;\"><span style=\"color:rgb(102,51,204);\">What&#8217;s Dracula&#8217;s favorite fruit?<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:rgb(102,51,204);\"><\/p>\n<p> NECK-TARININES<\/span><span style=\"color:rgb(255,102,0);\"><br \/> <\/span><br \/> <\/span><span style=\"font-size:x-large;\"><span style=\"color:rgb(255,51,255);\">What&#8217;s a monster favorite cheese?<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:rgb(255,51,255);\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\"><\/p>\n<p> MONSTER-ELLA<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:rgb(0,204,0);\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allthedaze.com\/halloween.html\">ALL THE DAZE<\/a>, where you can find lots more Halloween fun<\/span><br \/><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:rgb(204,51,204);\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\"><br \/> <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? BOO-BOOS What do monsters play at birthday parties? SWALLOW THE LEADER What&#8217;s a monster&#8217;s favorite drink? GHOUL-ADE What do you call a cat that&#8217;s a ghost? A SCAREDY-CAT What is a ghost&#8217;s favorite candy? BOO-BLE GUM What&#8217;s Dracula&#8217;s favorite fruit? NECK-TARININES What&#8217;s a monster favorite cheese? MONSTER-ELLA From&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[119,130],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}