{"id":2097,"date":"2012-10-25T15:49:10","date_gmt":"2012-10-25T15:49:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.wordpress.com\/?p=2097"},"modified":"2012-10-25T15:49:10","modified_gmt":"2012-10-25T15:49:10","slug":"counting-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/25\/counting-sheep\/","title":{"rendered":"Counting Sheep"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Happy Thursday!\u00a0 We interrupt this morning to bring you the following terrible math joke, courtesy of my hubby.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them. <\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The dog runs into the field, counts them and runs back to the farmer. <\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The farmer says, “How many?” <\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The dog says, “40.” <\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The farmer is surprised and says, “How can there be 40 – I only bought 38!” <\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The dog says, “I rounded them up.” \u00a0 <\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n

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\ud83d\ude42\u00a0 Have a fun day!<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Happy Thursday!\u00a0 We interrupt this morning to bring you the following terrible math joke, courtesy of my hubby. A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them and runs back to the farmer. The…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[38,130,205],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}