{"id":1404,"date":"2011-02-03T17:59:42","date_gmt":"2011-02-03T17:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.wordpress.com\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2011-02-03T17:59:42","modified_gmt":"2011-02-03T17:59:42","slug":"little-things-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/03\/little-things-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4102\/5413258677_61cca9eea9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/h2>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\">The dryer repairman just left, having discovered the reason our dryer suddenly stopped working last week.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\">It was actually several reasons, all of them in the blower fan.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\">Specifically:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color:#0000ff;\"><strong>One marble<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>One pair of dice<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>One glass heart, and<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color:#ff00ff;\"><strong>One LEGO foot<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\"><em><strong>Attention small boys in my home: <\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\"><em><strong>Please be advised that in order to make up for the dryer bill, I expect extra help around the house, extra hugs and kisses, extra nice behavior towards your fellow small children (and even the medium sized ones) and extra talk about how fabulous your mother is. <\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\"><em><strong>Oh yeah, and empty your pockets!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff6600;\"><em>&#8211;Mama<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The dryer repairman just left, having discovered the reason our dryer suddenly stopped working last week. It was actually several reasons, all of them in the blower fan. Specifically: One marble One pair of dice One glass heart, and One LEGO foot Attention small boys in my home: Please be advised that in order to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/magicalchildhood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}